The author has been asked to write an article tripping on the Cul-Secs and the Cores of Saarang 2012. The author has obliged to do this but pauses to wonder why some people wonder why it is always the Cores and Cul-secs who get tripped on in the newsletter. It is believed by some people that the newsletter is a means of providing publicity to the cores and the cul-secs, so that they can be known as studs, and all the news (read as fart) is just a masquerade to mask the real motive. Of course the author believes in none of that. He is a firm believer of the fact that newsletter serves the noble objective of empowering people by providing them knowledge and know how about certain aspects of Saarang. If it seems like newsletter is an advocate for the core team it is only because they want the commoners to benefit from the knowledge obtained about the supreme lords. This the author firmly believes. Now let’s move on to the trippy part.
Events cores: The author doesn’t wish to talk about two of the three cores. He believes they are pretty boring and cannot be tripped upon. Meanwhile the author’s interest is drawn to the third core, like a core to an hs ‘girl’ (not female, girl). It has been heard that this core is in the process of forming a football team for Saarang. It has also been heard that he has decided to call this team ‘The Shakers’ (the author would be very disappointed if the reader doesn’t get this). This interest in tripping on the third core should not be mistaken as a lack of love for the core; in fact the author loves him as much as the Shakers do.
Ticket sales: The author is stupid enough to believe that what he doesn’t see doesn’t exist. Hence he doesn’t want to talk about this department.
Security: Security coreship is fun. They get to play with walkie-talkies, free entry to pro-shows and get to human-chain Shriya Saran. The author’s box is mt and he isn’t good at thinking outside it. So he is abandoning ship.
Pro-Show: This core, the author believes is stud in the true sense and was truly worthy of becoming a core. He firmly believes that this is one core who won’t settle without a ‘bang’.
Facilities: This core the author believes, inspite of not having the typical facilities kuntriness, was elected because he had displayed good physical fitness. Hence the author thinks that he is cheating by dieting and losing weight.
Web-ops: The author won’t trip on them as he is trying to get them to give a super-coordship, or a web-ops creative coordship (the author believes he is eligible for this).
The author believes he is starting to bore and is starting to lack (not a spelling mistake) enouf art. Hence he will move on to the godliest, outstanding, visionary and the best among all the departments. No its not QMS. It is the Spons & PR team!! (music in the background, lightning and all the psued things..set,sli,dude…).
Spons & PR: The author believes that Miss Sushmita Nonono is the perfect core. He believes that the faking news people are blind and hence are searching for a formula for the perfect girl IITian when she is right here. On an off note the author would like to add ‘Yiey Yiey’.
Mr.Shekarmantri, the author believes, is very innocent. The author also doesn’t trip on people who don’t understand them. Period.
The author wants to add that this is a totally unbiased view. The author has taken an impersonal tone, by referring to himself in third person, to augment this quality of the article.
-BF (The author)
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