Classroom dreams

Let me tell u about some more people whom I will never forget.One among them is Ramprasad(rampandu) anyone who had done his inter first year in our coll will remember him.Well he had weird dressing sense.He had these red coloured or mayb some other coloured shoes, which he always wore to the the class.That was ok,but believe me ppl u see him wearing those shoes over his plain cotton pants and a plain shirt with that horlicks watch on his hand and u will never ever forget him.”Lets come back to the next chapter”that was his most frequent dialogue.It was as if he could never get enough of that word and used it where ever he could stick it into.Most of all he had this really irritating habit of stopping wat he was teaching wen ever he hears u talking and keeps staring at u until u get the feeling that u accidentally forgot wearing ur pant and had a pink short in its place,and then he holds the chalk by its tip and points it at u,gives u a very toothy smile and says”Please pay attention”.So much for such a little dialogue.
Here is an incident which I remember very clearly.One day Ramprasad sir was teaching his class and it happened to be after lunch,and naturally I was very sleepy.The day before that day something bad something realllllly bad! Happened.ANGELINA GOT MARRIED TO BRAD PITT.People like me who loved her were really disturbed and sad and angry at the same time.Well the thing is that Ramprasad was continuing his class not being aware of the fact that I will not be able to get Angelina anymore.So I wasn’t paying much attention and I was slowly slipping of into a dreamy state and Ramprasad started dictating something.I too started scribbling down on my notebook so as not to be seen by him and get the feeling of wearing pink shorts.I wrote what he told for sometime and later on I don’t remember what happened but I was being shaken vigorously .I opened my eyes .It was Eswar.”Ramprasad is gone man,get up”,he said.I sat straight and rubbed my eyes.
“U are great dude,u were writing even when u were asleep”,he said”Really?”I asked.Do I have that talent too?He took my book wanting to read what I had written.He looked up to me with a surprised expression and then gave me his usual careless laugh”What happened?” I asked.He passed the book back to me,by that time he had shown it to all the people around us and each one of them was having a different expression.I took the book and read Angelina was married to Brad pitt yesterday was written in it.Not only that a lot else was also written in it but thankfully what ever it was,it was not legible,so I was saved to a great extent.
MORAL :Never sleep and write at the same time.